Deep Cleaning

Walls. They may look clean, but walls can hide a thin layer of grime. You may discover that your gray walls have been white all along!

Baseboards. Often overlooked, baseboards are magnets for sticky, gooey, disgusting dirt. We hate that stuff with a passion. I’m sorry, but the dirt must die. Say your final good-bye. We don’t negotiate with dirt terror.

Behind appliances. These dirt-hideouts are worse than baseboard, in my opinion. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy (assuming that dirt is the bad guy).

Cobwebs. Ew. As a tall person, I see the spider-homes before you shorter folk. I’ve even walked through one or two in my time. If you see me dancing, I might have found another. Just ew.

Inside cupboards. Take everything out of a cupboard. Now clean it. You’ll be shocked what you find. From now on, you can maintain it with a regular wipe-down.

Doors. When’s the last time you cleaned an actual door? Most of us go through them without really noticing them. All sides of a door need to be cleaned, including the doorknob, track, and behind the door.

Lampshades. This is another dirty hidey-hole that is often overlooked. When’s the last time your lampshades have seen the inside of a rag?

Window Blinds. We’re used to looking through window blinds. Have you looked directly at them recently? Ew. That’s not cool. Not cool at all.

Bathroom Deep Dive. Yeah, you might have cleaned the toilet. Did you get behind it? Did you get under it? And what about that bathtub? Is this a home for hobbits? When’s the last time you gave that thing a shave? I’m joking, of course… or am I?