House Services
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Service Overview
Prompt. If we say we’ll be there, we’ll be there. As my grandpa used to say, “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is fired.”
Reliable. If you want us to clean something and we say we’re gonna do it, consider it done. Alway assume you’re on camera. That’s my motto.
Honest. Did I already tell you about the cameras? We’re used to being on camera. Do I need to sign a waiver?
Windows. We clean first-floor windows on the inside (including tracks). For outside windows, you’re looking for a contractor with a pressure-washer.
Refrigerators and Ovens. We wipe down the exterior of refrigerators and ovens. We do not scrub the insides of dirty ovens/microwaves/refrigerators. You know who you are.
Trash. We can take out the trash and recycling! Just point us in the direction of the cans!
Toilets. That looks like a nasty beast. Say no more. Consider it tamed.
Carpet Stains. If it can be removed we will remove it. Scrub a dub-dub, dirt. Say hello to my little friends.

A picture is worth 1,000 words
Let us tame your chaos. Everything should be in a proper place. Surfaces should sparkle. Metal should gleam. Wood should glow. The air should smell fresh.


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Recent Services
You’ve got dirt? Let me at it!
Service Overview
Prompt. If we say we’ll be there, we’ll be there. As my grandpa used to say, “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is fired.”
Reliable. If you want us to clean something and we say we’re gonna do it, consider it done. Alway assume you’re on camera. That’s my motto.
Honest. Did I already tell you about the cameras? We’re used to being on camera. Do I need to sign a waiver?
Windows. We clean first-floor windows on the inside (including tracks). For outside windows, you’re looking for a contractor with a pressure-washer.
Refrigerators and Ovens. We wipe down the exterior of refrigerators and ovens. We do not scrub the insides of dirty ovens/microwaves/refrigerators. You know who you are.
Trash. We can take out the trash and recycling! Just point us in the direction of the cans!

A picture is worth 1,000 words
Let us tame your chaos. Everything should be in a proper place. Surfaces should sparkle. Metal should gleam. Wood should glow. The air should smell fresh.

